Yeah, I'm dry-heaving from the post title too.

Just thought I'd update. I've received a number of inquiries, mostly from schools in China and recruitment agencies in South Korea. Interviewed for a few minutes by a job board in Los Angeles. No, I don't actually plan to work in SoCal, because I would never actually be able to live there without going homicidal.

I'm only replying to the South Koreans. I'm sure China's lovely but I have my heart set on Seoul.